-Newsweek, July 28 2008 issue
In Flint, Michigan, fashion choice is an indicator of criminal intent. The Police Chief there considers low pants as "immoral self expression" and has ordered his officers to start arresting anyone who lets his pants sag to reveal his underwear. Or more... *See above chart for clarifying inch to inch breakdown
The movement to ban saggy pants has caused many jokes, with plumbers being the butt of many. However I bet this subject won't be as funny if charged with disorderly conduct and/or indecent exposure, both misdemeanors, punishable by 93 days in jail and/or a $500 fine.
And I thought we had bigger problems. Go figure...
